For the table
Para Compartir
One number per person, a bucket and a tray. From four.
Combos
for the table, from 4
Three formats for a table that arrives together. The Night Round is one number per person — $31.000 with the veggie skewer, $35.000 with chicken, drink and test tube included — and it is the answer on a Thursday, when the maze only opens by booking for groups of six. The bucket and the tray land on the table all at once.
The Night Round · per person
$31.000Cóctel de Turno · Chuzo · Tubo
One Shift Cocktail, one skewer off the coals and one Blood Sample tube. Per person, minimum 4.
The Bucket ×6
$44.0006 latas · hielo · balde
Six cold cans in the bucket, for the table. Pick the beer.
The Instrument Tray
$68.0002 pollo · 2 cerdo · 2 vegetal · teriyaki
Six skewers off the coals for the table: two chicken, two pork, two veggie. All lacquered in teriyaki.
The experience · Ticket
The Labyrinth
A night walk through the old Hospital del Tórax: patient wristband, file and a personalized diagnosis. The ticket is booked separately from the menu.
Combo $88.000 (ticket + skewer + beer) · ticket only $69.000 · groups 4+ $58.000 pp
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Chuzo Tokyo
Straight over charcoal, teriyaki lacquered coat by coat, kraft paper.
Maze · Tickets
The maze entry on its own, or with a skewer and a drink at a single price — save up to $12.000 vs the separate pieces. From 4 people the per-person price drops on its own: order the tickets together and the cart re-prices itself. Food is served after the maze, at the bar. Your maze time is confirmed with your server.
Maze Entry
$69.00011 salas · ~25 min · sin guía
One entry per person to Paciente 013, for tonight, from your table — no booking form, no deposit, it goes on your tab. From 4 tickets the price drops to $58.000 each automatically. Your server confirms your entry time.
COMBO Paciente 013
$88.000Entrada · Chuzo · Bebida
Maze entry + one chuzo of your choice + one drink. The drink comes as a national canned beer, and you can upgrade it to a cocktail for the difference alone. From 4 people: $77.000 per person, automatically.
Maze Entry · 4+ per person
$58.00011 salas · ~25 min · sin guía
The same maze, per-person price from 4 tickets.
COMBO group 4+ · per person
$77.000Entrada · Chuzo · Bebida
The same combo, per-person price for groups of 4 or more.
Skewers
Straight over charcoal, wrapped in kraft paper. Each skewer is seared dry, then lacquered coat by coat in the house teriyaki to a deep glossy mahogany — the glaze is always included. House chili? +$1.000.
Beef Skewer · Punta de Anca
$23.000Punta de anca 90g · Cebollín · Teriyaki
Thick-cut punta de anca alternated with spring onion, seared over live coals and lacquered in teriyaki. Our premium cut.
Pork Skewer
$15.000Cerdo 100g · Cebolla · Teriyaki
Cubed pork with white onion, charcoal-seared to a smoky finish under its teriyaki lacquer.
Chicken Thigh Skewer
$13.000Pollo 100g · Pimentón · Cebolla · Teriyaki
Chicken thigh alternated with red bell pepper and onion, painted coat by coat in teriyaki until it caramelizes.
Veggie Skewer
$9.000Pimentón · Cebolla · Teriyaki
Thick-cut red bell pepper and white onion, charred hard over the coals under the same teriyaki lacquer.
Ramen
Step 1: choose your treatment plan — the base. Step 2: choose your charcoal dosage — every bowl carries exactly one skewer, and the price already includes the Veggie Skewer (swapping adds the difference). Extras: second skewer, egg +$3.000, chili +$1.000.
Allergens: every base contains egg and gluten. The Ramen Sanatorio broth is meat. We do not label any dish on this menu vegetarian — tell your server about any allergy and the kitchen reads it on the ticket.
The Sanatorium Ramen
$25.900Caldo de hueso · Ajo negro · Fideos (gluten) · Huevo · Limón
The signature: dark roasted black-garlic bone broth, wheat noodles, half-boiled egg, fresh spring onion and lime. Pick your skewer to complete the formula.
The Botanical Ramen
$20.900Caldo claro · Fideos (gluten) · Huevo · Cebollín · Limón
The cleaner base: clear house broth, wheat noodles, half-boiled egg, spring onion and lime. Pick your skewer to complete the formula.
The bar
La Farmacia
The Doctor on duty doesn’t sell cocktails — he prescribes them.
2-for-1
2 of the same for $38.000
Two of the same cocktail for $38.000. Pick the flavour; classics are not part of the 2-for-1.
2 × Rum Drip
$38.0002 tragos iguales · lote de la casa · hielo
Two Rum Drip for $38.000. Rum, lime and sugar.
2 × Yellow Fever
$38.0002 tragos iguales · lote de la casa · hielo
Two Yellow Fever for $38.000. Rum and passion fruit.
2 × Blood Type O
$38.0002 tragos iguales · lote de la casa · hielo
Two Blood Type O for $38.000. Rum and hibiscus-panela.
2 × Coffee on an Empty Stomach
$38.0002 tragos iguales · lote de la casa · hielo
Two Coffee on an Empty Stomach for $38.000. Coffee liqueur, whisky cream and milk.
2 × Antiseptic
$38.0002 tragos iguales · lote de la casa · hielo
Two Antiseptic for $38.000. Rum, coconut lemonade and lime.
Cocktails
signature cocktails
Everything the Doctor on duty builds in a glass: the usual ones made properly, the eight that exist in no other bar, and the new wards.
Classics
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The usual ones, made properly. No clinical costume. No 2-for-1 here: the 2-for-1 is batch-only.
Mojito
$26.000Ron · Lima · Hierbabuena · Soda
Rum, lime, sugar, mint and soda. The Cuban classic.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
Cuba Libre
$25.000Ron Medellín · Coca-Cola · Lima
Ron Medellín, Coca-Cola and a squeeze of lime.
Margarita
$28.000Gran Centenario · Triple sec · Limón · Sal
Gran Centenario tequila, triple sec, lime and a salt rim.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
Tom Collins
$24.000Ginebra de la casa · Limón · Soda
House gin, lemon, sugar and soda. Tall and cold.
Aperol Tonic
$28.000Aperol · Tónica · Naranja
Aperol, ice-cold tonic, orange slice. Bitter, light, an aperitivo.
Negroni
$38.000Gin · Campari · Vermut rosso · Naranja
Gin, Campari and rosso vermouth in equal parts, stirred over ice, orange peel. Properly bitter.
Fernet Branca · digestivo 30 ml
$24.000Fernet-Branca · 30 ml
The Italian amaro, neat and very cold, in a short glass. Herbal and bitter — the end-of-night digestivo.
Fernet and Coke
$28.000Fernet-Branca · Coca-Cola · Hielo
Fernet-Branca with ice-cold Coca-Cola, tall glass packed with ice. The way Argentina drinks it.
House
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The Doctor on duty's own eight. They exist in no other bar. Drink as directed.
La Transfusión
$32.000Tequila reposado · Jamaica · Naranja · Mezcal
Reposado tequila, hibiscus, orange, mezcal rinse. Vivid red, Tajín rim.
La Morfina
$26.000Ron oscuro · Maracuyá · Carbón · Gotero de panela
Dark rum, passion fruit and charcoal, jet black, with a dropper of golden panela 'morphine' you dose yourself.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
La Receta
$28.000Whisky · Miel · Limón · Canela
Whisky, honey, lemon and silky foam stamped with a cinnamon 'Rx'. Comes with a prescription in your name.
Suero
$30.000Ron blanco · Limonada de coco · Agua de coco · Limón
White rum, coconut lemonade, a splash of coconut water, lime. Sweet, pale blue, in an IV bag.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
El Paracetamol
$28.000Ron blanco · Limonada de coco · Pepino · Tónica
White rum, coconut lemonade, cucumber and tonic, sweet and fresh. Comes with its blister of candy pills.
Patient's Blood
$30.000Crema de whisky · Ron · Leche · Jeringa de jamaica
Creamy and sweet: whisky cream, rum and milk. You inject the hibiscus 'blood' syringe and watch it bleed.
La Anestesia
$28.000Ron añejo · Aperol · Naranja · Panela
Aged rum, Aperol, orange and panela, served under a dome of 'anaesthetic gas'.
Dosis Letal
$32.000Ron doble · Jengibre · Ginger ale · Panela
Double rum, ginger, ginger ale and panela. Sign the consent form; we light it up with cinnamon sparks.
Creamy
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For the patient who no longer responds to anything gentle. Cream, coffee and chocolate in doses you can feel. Dessert and drink in one glass.
Diabetic Coma
$32.000Crema de whisky · Maní · Arequipe · Milo
Whisky cream, peanut, dulce de leche and Milo, under a sugar crust blowtorched at your table.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
El Electroshock
$32.000Café · Licor de café · Leche · Arequipe
Blended coffee, coffee liqueur, milk and dulce de leche, with a popping-candy rim that crackles in your mouth.
Shock Therapy
$28.000Crema de whisky · Ron · Chocolate · Milo
Frozen whisky cream, rum, chocolate and Milo, in a frost-coated glass straight from the freezer.
The Defibrillator
$34.000Café · Licor de café · Ron · Jeringas de carga
Coffee, coffee liqueur and rum, with two 'charge' syringes on the side: clear!
Refreshing
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They cure nothing. They just make the afternoon easier. Long, cold and built on coconut water.
The Side Effect
$28.000Ron · Maracuyá · Limonada de coco · Hielo de jamaica
Rum, passion fruit and coconut lemonade. Its hibiscus-ice 'pills' turn it from yellow to red as you drink.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
Oral Rehydration
$26.000Ron · Limonada de coco · Agua de coco · Limón
Rum, coconut lemonade, a splash of coconut water and lime, in an oral-rehydration pouch. Take it into the maze.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
Summer Saline
$28.000Mango · Maracuyá · Ron · Frozen
Frozen mango and passion fruit with rum, in a pharmacy jar with your prescription.
New
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Two formulas under trial, finished in front of you. No control group: whoever orders one is the sample.
Acupuncture
$28.000Ron · Maracuyá · Jengibre · Agujas de fruta
Rum, passion fruit, ginger and panela, pierced with fruit 'needles': pineapple, mango and cherry.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
Green Toxin
$26.000Ron blanco · Manzana verde · Limón · Tubo de toxina
White rum, green apple and lime, with a test tube of neon-green 'toxin' you pour in. Glows under UV.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
Shots
shots and syringes
A single dose, in whichever vessel it belongs in: short glass, surgical syringe or the bottle off the shelf.
In a glass
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Shots in a short glass. Exact dosage, immediate effect.
Induced Coma
$10.000Hibisco · Licor de ron · Triple sec
Three layers: hibiscus, rum liqueur, triple sec. The lights go out in stages.
House Shot
$8.000Licor de ron · Lima
Cold Ron Medellín rum liqueur, with lime. The one you order as a round for the table.
Kamikaze
$13.000Vodka · Triple sec · Lima
Vodka, triple sec, lime juice. Shaken over ice, strained, direct.
Night Dose
$20.000Aperitivo de café · Crema de whisky · Milo
Coffee aperitif, whisky cream and Milo, dry-shaken. Dense head, midnight colour.
Tropical Sedative
$18.000Ron añejo · Agua de coco · Leche · Arequipe
Aged rum, coconut water, milk and arequipe. Lime-zest rim.
The Resuscitator
$14.000Whisky · Miel · Limón · Amargos
King of Queens whisky, Lök honey, lime and bitters. Short, warm and direct.
The Cautery
$13.000Ron añejo · Granadina · Tabasco · Tajín
Aged rum, grenadine and Tabasco, Tajín rim. It burns and it closes.
In a syringe
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Three house mixes served in a surgical syringe. No brand. No label. No pretense.
Shock Medular
$18.000Ron añejo · Carbón · Panela
Charcoal-black aged rum with panela. The unforgettable one.
Antídoto Ácido
$16.000Ron blanco · Manzana verde · Licor de ron
White rum, green apple, rum liqueur. Wakes the patient.
Hemorragia Cerebral
$16.000Ron · Licor de ron · Jamaica · Panela
Rum, rum liqueur and hibiscus-panela. Tastes like sweet blood.
From the bottle
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The shelf spirits, jigger-poured from the original bottle, in front of you. What you see in the cabinet is exactly what lands in your glass.
Buchanan's Malt · 45 ml dose
$45.000Whisky de malta · 45 ml
The cabinet's malt whisky. The full dose, bottle to glass.
Buchanan's Malt · double 90 ml
$85.000Whisky de malta · 90 ml
The double dose. For patients with documented tolerance.
Ron Medellín 12 Años · 45 ml
$22.000Ron 12 años · 45 ml
Twelve-year aged rum, served neat.
Bombay Sapphire · 45 ml
$28.000Gin · 45 ml
The cabinet's botanical gin, neat or over ice.
Gran Centenario Reposado · 45 ml
$28.000Tequila reposado · Sal · Limón
Reposado tequila, with salt and lime.
Absolut · 45 ml
$17.000Vodka · 45 ml
Cold vodka, served neat.
JP Chenet Brandy · 45 ml
$15.000Brandy · 45 ml
French brandy — the house digestif.
Beers
cold beers and bottles
For sustained treatment. Every beer carries a michelada and an ice button.
Águila Lager (can)
$8.000National lager, can. Cold.
Poker Lager (can)
$8.000National lager, can. Cold.
Costeña Lager (can)
$8.000The coast lager, green can. Cold.
Club Colombia Dorada (can)
$10.000Golden lager, can. Cold.
Club Colombia Roja (can)
$10.000Red malt, caramel body. Cold.
Imported beer · Stella Artois
$17.000Rotating selection. Cold.
Corona (can)
$11.000Pale and light, with lime. Cold.
Smirnoff (can)
$13.000Ready-to-drink vodka, canned. Cold.
Soju Jinro Fresh 360ml
$58.000Korean bottle to share. Served cold.
Soju Jinro Fresh (shot)
$8.000One soju shot. Cold.
Canned sake 200ml
$15.000Japanese sake in a can. Served cold.
Alcohol-free
water, lemonades and sodas
The one alcohol-free list on the menu: what gets built at the bar and what comes cold out of the fridge. Everything here is alcohol-free — not a drop.
Nothing in this section contains alcohol. If you ordered from here and it arrives with liquor in it, send it back — that is a mistake on us, not a surprise.
Fresh Plasma
$11.000Tropical juice, ginger, mint.
Saline Drip
$9.000The simple one: sparkling water over ice, a slice of cucumber, lime and charcoal salt. Nothing built.
Saline Solution · Bretaña soda
$6.000Mineral water. pH balanced.
IV Glucose
$10.000Hibiscus tea with panela, cold.
House lemonade
$13.000Fresh lemonade, made at the bar.
Frozen +$6.000 · blended with ice
Cherry lemonade
$14.000The house lemonade with cherry. Cold, fresh, made at the bar.
Mineral water
$7.000600ml. Cold.
Coca-Cola (269ml can)
$8.000269ml can. Cold.
Coca-Cola Zero (269ml can)
$8.000269ml can. Sugar-free.