From 4 peopleSave $3.000 pp
The Night Round · per person
One Shift Cocktail, one skewer off the coals and one Blood Sample tube. Per person, minimum 4.
$31.000
Combos
3 itemsfor the table, from 4
Three formats for a table that arrives together. The Night Round is one number per person — $31.000 with the veggie skewer, $35.000 with chicken, drink and test tube included — and it is the answer on a Thursday, when the maze only opens by booking for groups of six. The bucket and the tray land on the table all at once.
For the tableCosteña ×6: save $4.000
The Bucket ×6
Six cold cans in the bucket, for the table. Pick the beer.
$44.000
6 skewersSave $6.000
The Instrument Tray
Six skewers off the coals for the table: two chicken, two pork, two veggie. All lacquered in teriyaki.
$68.000
Maze · Tickets
2 itemsThe maze entry on its own, or with a skewer and a drink at a single price — save up to $12.000 vs the separate pieces. From 4 people the per-person price drops on its own: order the tickets together and the cart re-prices itself. Food is served after the maze, at the bar. Your maze time is confirmed with your server.
From your table4+ · $58.000 each
Maze Entry
One entry per person to Paciente 013, for tonight, from your table — no booking form, no deposit, it goes on your tab. From 4 tickets the price drops to $58.000 each automatically. Your server confirms your entry time.
$69.000
The comboSave up to $12.0004+ · $77.000 each
COMBO Paciente 013
Maze entry + one chuzo of your choice + one drink. The drink comes as a national canned beer, and you can upgrade it to a cocktail for the difference alone. From 4 people: $77.000 per person, automatically.
$88.000
Skewers
1 itemStraight over charcoal, wrapped in kraft paper. Each skewer is seared dry, then lacquered coat by coat in the house teriyaki to a deep glossy mahogany — the glaze is always included. House chili? +$1.000.
Pick your protein
Charcoal Skewer
One skewer seared over live coals and lacquered in the house teriyaki. Choose your dosage: punta de anca beef, pork, chicken thigh or veggie — each at its own price.
from$9.000
Ramen
2 itemsStep 1: choose your treatment plan — the base. Step 2: choose your charcoal dosage — every bowl carries exactly one skewer, and the price already includes the Veggie Skewer (swapping adds the difference). Extras: second skewer, egg +$3.000, chili +$1.000.
SignatureNew
The Sanatorium Ramen
The signature: dark roasted black-garlic bone broth, wheat noodles, half-boiled egg, fresh spring onion and lime. Pick your skewer to complete the formula.
$25.900
The Botanical Ramen
The cleaner base: clear house broth, wheat noodles, half-boiled egg, spring onion and lime. Pick your skewer to complete the formula.
$20.900
2-for-1
5 items2 of the same for $38.000
Two of the same cocktail for $38.000. Pick the flavour; classics are not part of the 2-for-1.
2-for-1
2 × Rum Drip
Two Rum Drip for $38.000. Rum, lime and sugar.
$38.000
2-for-1
2 × Yellow Fever
Two Yellow Fever for $38.000. Rum and passion fruit.
$38.000
2-for-1
2 × Blood Type O
Two Blood Type O for $38.000. Rum and hibiscus-panela.
$38.000
2-for-1
2 × Coffee on an Empty Stomach
Two Coffee on an Empty Stomach for $38.000. Coffee liqueur, whisky cream and milk.
$38.000
2-for-1
2 × Antiseptic
Two Antiseptic for $38.000. Rum, coconut lemonade and lime.
$38.000
Cocktails
25 itemssignature cocktails
Everything the Doctor on duty builds in a glass: the usual ones made properly, the eight that exist in no other bar, and the new wards.
Classics
The usual ones, made properly. No clinical costume. No 2-for-1 here: the 2-for-1 is batch-only.
Mojito
Rum, lime, sugar, mint and soda. The Cuban classic.
$26.000
Cuba Libre
Ron Medellín, Coca-Cola and a squeeze of lime.
$25.000
Margarita
Gran Centenario tequila, triple sec, lime and a salt rim.
$28.000
Tom Collins
House gin, lemon, sugar and soda. Tall and cold.
$24.000
Aperol Tonic
Aperol, ice-cold tonic, orange slice. Bitter, light, an aperitivo.
$28.000
Premium
Negroni
Gin, Campari and rosso vermouth in equal parts, stirred over ice, orange peel. Properly bitter.
$38.000
Premium
Fernet Branca · digestivo 30 ml
The Italian amaro, neat and very cold, in a short glass. Herbal and bitter — the end-of-night digestivo.
$24.000
Premium
Fernet and Coke
Fernet-Branca with ice-cold Coca-Cola, tall glass packed with ice. The way Argentina drinks it.
$28.000
House
The Doctor on duty's own eight. They exist in no other bar. Drink as directed.
Signature
La Transfusión
Reposado tequila, hibiscus, orange, mezcal rinse. Vivid red, Tajín rim.
$32.000
Most ordered
La Morfina
Dark rum, passion fruit and charcoal, jet black, with a dropper of golden panela 'morphine' you dose yourself.
$26.000
Prescription
La Receta
Whisky, honey, lemon and silky foam stamped with a cinnamon 'Rx'. Comes with a prescription in your name.
$28.000
Suero
White rum, coconut lemonade, a splash of coconut water, lime. Sweet, pale blue, in an IV bag.
$30.000
El Paracetamol
White rum, coconut lemonade, cucumber and tonic, sweet and fresh. Comes with its blister of candy pills.
$28.000
Patient's Blood
Creamy and sweet: whisky cream, rum and milk. You inject the hibiscus 'blood' syringe and watch it bleed.
$30.000
La Anestesia
Aged rum, Aperol, orange and panela, served under a dome of 'anaesthetic gas'.
$28.000
Dosis Letal
Double rum, ginger, ginger ale and panela. Sign the consent form; we light it up with cinnamon sparks.
$32.000
Creamy
For the patient who no longer responds to anything gentle. Cream, coffee and chocolate in doses you can feel. Dessert and drink in one glass.
New
Diabetic Coma
Whisky cream, peanut, dulce de leche and Milo, under a sugar crust blowtorched at your table.
$32.000
New
El Electroshock
Blended coffee, coffee liqueur, milk and dulce de leche, with a popping-candy rim that crackles in your mouth.
$32.000
New
Shock Therapy
Frozen whisky cream, rum, chocolate and Milo, in a frost-coated glass straight from the freezer.
$28.000
New
The Defibrillator
Coffee, coffee liqueur and rum, with two 'charge' syringes on the side: clear!
$34.000
Refreshing
They cure nothing. They just make the afternoon easier. Long, cold and built on coconut water.
New
The Side Effect
Rum, passion fruit and coconut lemonade. Its hibiscus-ice 'pills' turn it from yellow to red as you drink.
$28.000
New
Oral Rehydration
Rum, coconut lemonade, a splash of coconut water and lime, in an oral-rehydration pouch. Take it into the maze.
$26.000
New
Summer Saline
Frozen mango and passion fruit with rum, in a pharmacy jar with your prescription.
$28.000
New
Two formulas under trial, finished in front of you. No control group: whoever orders one is the sample.
New
Acupuncture
Rum, passion fruit, ginger and panela, pierced with fruit 'needles': pineapple, mango and cherry.
$28.000
New
Green Toxin
White rum, green apple and lime, with a test tube of neon-green 'toxin' you pour in. Glows under UV.
$26.000
Shots
17 itemsshots and syringes
A single dose, in whichever vessel it belongs in: short glass, surgical syringe or the bottle off the shelf.
In a glass
Shots in a short glass. Exact dosage, immediate effect.
LayeredNew
Induced Coma
Three layers: hibiscus, rum liqueur, triple sec. The lights go out in stages.
$10.000
New
House Shot
Cold Ron Medellín rum liqueur, with lime. The one you order as a round for the table.
$8.000
New
Kamikaze
Vodka, triple sec, lime juice. Shaken over ice, strained, direct.
$13.000
New
Night Dose
Coffee aperitif, whisky cream and Milo, dry-shaken. Dense head, midnight colour.
$20.000
New
Tropical Sedative
Aged rum, coconut water, milk and arequipe. Lime-zest rim.
$18.000
New
The Resuscitator
King of Queens whisky, Lök honey, lime and bitters. Short, warm and direct.
$14.000
New
The Cautery
Aged rum, grenadine and Tabasco, Tajín rim. It burns and it closes.
$13.000
In a syringe
Three house mixes served in a surgical syringe. No brand. No label. No pretense.
SignatureSyringe
Shock Medular
Charcoal-black aged rum with panela. The unforgettable one.
$18.000
Syringe
Antídoto Ácido
White rum, green apple, rum liqueur. Wakes the patient.
$16.000
Most orderedSyringe
Hemorragia Cerebral
Rum, rum liqueur and hibiscus-panela. Tastes like sweet blood.
$16.000
From the bottle
The shelf spirits, jigger-poured from the original bottle, in front of you. What you see in the cabinet is exactly what lands in your glass.
Top shelf
Buchanan's Malt · 45 ml dose
The cabinet's malt whisky. The full dose, bottle to glass.
$45.000
Buchanan's Malt · double 90 ml
The double dose. For patients with documented tolerance.
$85.000
Ron Medellín 12 Años · 45 ml
Twelve-year aged rum, served neat.
$22.000
Bombay Sapphire · 45 ml
The cabinet's botanical gin, neat or over ice.
$28.000
Gran Centenario Reposado · 45 ml
Reposado tequila, with salt and lime.
$28.000
Absolut · 45 ml
Cold vodka, served neat.
$17.000
JP Chenet Brandy · 45 ml
French brandy — the house digestif.
$15.000
Beers
12 itemscold beers and bottles
For sustained treatment. Every beer carries a michelada and an ice button.
Águila Lager (can)
National lager, can. Cold.
$8.000
Poker Lager (can)
National lager, can. Cold.
$8.000
Costeña Lager (can)
The coast lager, green can. Cold.
$8.000
Club Colombia Dorada (can)
Golden lager, can. Cold.
$10.000
Club Colombia Roja (can)
Red malt, caramel body. Cold.
$10.000
Imported beer · Stella Artois
Rotating selection. Cold.
$17.000
Corona (can)
Pale and light, with lime. Cold.
$11.000
Smirnoff (can)
Ready-to-drink vodka, canned. Cold.
$13.000
Pick your beer
Michelada
Any of our beers, rimmed with Tajín, lime and sauce. Pick your beer and whether you want ice — the upcharge rides on that beer's price.
from$14.000
Korea
Soju Jinro Fresh 360ml
Korean bottle to share. Served cold.
$58.000
Soju Jinro Fresh (shot)
One soju shot. Cold.
$8.000
Japan
Canned sake 200ml
Japanese sake in a can. Served cold.
$15.000
Alcohol-free
9 itemswater, lemonades and sodas
The one alcohol-free list on the menu: what gets built at the bar and what comes cold out of the fridge. Everything here is alcohol-free — not a drop.
Most ordered
Fresh Plasma
Tropical juice, ginger, mint.
$11.000
Saline Drip
The simple one: sparkling water over ice, a slice of cucumber, lime and charcoal salt. Nothing built.
$9.000
Saline Solution · Bretaña soda
Mineral water. pH balanced.
$6.000
IV Glucose
Hibiscus tea with panela, cold.
$10.000
House lemonade
Fresh lemonade, made at the bar.
$13.000
Cherry lemonade
The house lemonade with cherry. Cold, fresh, made at the bar.
$14.000
Mineral water
600ml. Cold.
$7.000
Coca-Cola (269ml can)
269ml can. Cold.
$8.000
Coca-Cola Zero (269ml can)
269ml can. Sugar-free.
$8.000