Mojito
Rum, lime, sugar, mint and soda. The Cuban classic.
$22.000
Classics
8 itemsThe usual ones, made properly. No clinical costume.
Cuba Libre
Ron Medellín, Coca-Cola and a squeeze of lime.
$23.000
Margarita
Gran Centenario tequila, triple sec, lime and a salt rim.
$28.000
Premium
Tom Collins
Bombay Sapphire gin, lemon, sugar and soda. Tall and cold.
$32.000
Aperol Tonic
Aperol, ice-cold tonic, orange slice. Bitter, light, an aperitivo.
$26.000
Premium
Negroni
Gin, Campari and rosso vermouth in equal parts, stirred over ice, orange peel. Properly bitter.
$38.000
Premium
Fernet Branca · digestivo 30 ml
The Italian amaro, neat and very cold, in a short glass. Herbal and bitter — the end-of-night digestivo.
$24.000
Premium
Fernet and Coke
Fernet-Branca with ice-cold Coca-Cola, tall glass packed with ice. The way Argentina drinks it.
$28.000
La Farmacia Specials
8 itemsThe Doctor on duty's own eight. They exist in no other bar. Drink as directed.
Signature
La Transfusión
Tequila, hibiscus, blood orange, mezcal rinse. Red. Alive. Type O universal.
$27.000
Most ordered
La Morfina
Dark rum, passion fruit, activated charcoal, lime. Dark. Sweet. Addictive by definition.
$25.000
Prescription
La Receta
Whisky, acacia honey, lemon, fresh thyme.
$26.000
Suero
Botanical gin, coconut water, mint, sea-salt rim. Therapeutic hydration.
$24.000
El Paracetamol
Vodka, elderflower, cucumber, tonic. Clean. Precise.
$23.000
Patient's Blood
Red-wine reduction, brandy, spiced syrup. Unknown type.
$25.000
La Anestesia
Mezcal, amaro, chocolate bitter, orange peel.
$28.000
Dosis Letal
Triple rum, ginger, lime, ginger beer. Sign consent.
$29.000
House syringes
3 itemsThree house mixes served in a surgical syringe. No brand. No label. No pretense.
Signature
Black Syringe
Dark rum + activated charcoal + lime. The unforgettable one.
$18.000
Syringe
Green Syringe
Gin + basil + lime. Antiseptic. Wakes the patient.
$16.000
Most orderedSyringe
Red Syringe
Tequila + hibiscus + mild chili. Tastes like sweet blood.
$16.000
Lab Samples
5 itemsTest-tube shots — 25 ml, no ice, built to order. Ask for your sample; the lab processes it immediately.
NewTube
Blood Sample
Aged rum, hibiscus concentrate, lime. Dark red, as it should be.
$10.000
NewTube
Yellow Fever
Aged rum, seeded passion-fruit pulp, lime. Cloudy yellow — diagnosis confirmed.
$10.000
NewTube
Adrenaline
Aged rum, grated ginger, ginger-ale top, lime. It fizzes — administer immediately.
$10.000
NewSunset
Sex on the Gurney
Vodka, fresh orange juice, hibiscus sinking on its own: sunset effect. Don't stir.
$13.000
For the tableSave $9.000
The Lab Rack ×6
Six tubes on their rack, for the table: 2 Blood + 2 Fever + 1 Adrenaline + 1 Gurney. Fixed lab mix — and the photo moment.
$54.000
Doses
3 itemsShots in a short glass. Exact dosage, immediate effect.
LayeredNew
Induced Coma
Three layers: hibiscus, rum liqueur, triple sec. The lights go out in stages.
$10.000
New
House Shot
Cold Ron Medellín rum liqueur, with lime. The one you order as a round for the table.
$8.000
New
Kamikaze
Vodka, triple sec, lime juice. Shaken over ice, strained, direct.
$13.000
La Vitrina
9 itemsThe shelf spirits, jigger-poured from the original bottle, in front of you. What you see in the cabinet is exactly what lands in your glass.
Top shelf
Buchanan's Malt · 45 ml dose
The cabinet's malt whisky. The full dose, bottle to glass.
$45.000
Buchanan's Malt · half dose 30 ml
The half dose of the malt — meet it without committing.
$32.000
Buchanan's Malt · double 90 ml
The double dose. For patients with documented tolerance.
$85.000
Ron Medellín 12 Años · 45 ml
Twelve-year aged rum, served neat.
$22.000
Bombay Sapphire · 45 ml
The cabinet's botanical gin, neat or over ice.
$28.000
Top shelf
Gran Centenario Reposado · half dose 30 ml
The half dose of the reposado — salt and lime, and a Tajín rim if you want one.
$16.000
Gran Centenario Reposado · 45 ml
Reposado tequila, with salt and lime.
$28.000
Absolut · 45 ml
Cold vodka, served neat.
$17.000
JP Chenet Brandy · 45 ml
French brandy — the house digestif.
$15.000
Beer, soju & sake
12 itemsFor sustained treatment.
Águila Lager (can)
National lager, can. Cold.
$8.000
Poker Lager (can)
National lager, can. Cold.
$8.000
Costeña Lager (can)
The coast lager, green can. Cold.
$8.000
Club Colombia Dorada (can)
Golden lager, can. Cold.
$10.000
Club Colombia Roja (can)
Red malt, caramel body. Cold.
$10.000
Imported beer · Stella Artois
Rotating selection. Cold.
$17.000
Corona (can)
Pale and light, with lime. Cold.
$11.000
Smirnoff (can)
Ready-to-drink vodka, canned. Cold.
$13.000
Pick your beer
Michelada
Any of our beers, rimmed with Tajín, lime and sauce. Pick your beer and whether you want ice — the upcharge rides on that beer's price.
from$14.000
Korea
Soju Jinro Fresh 360ml
Korean bottle to share. Served cold.
$50.000
Soju Jinro Fresh (shot)
One soju shot. Cold.
$13.000
Japan
Canned sake
Japanese sake, 200ml can. Served cold.
$15.000
No alcohol
9 itemsThe one alcohol-free list on the menu: what gets built at the bar and what comes cold out of the fridge. Everything here is alcohol-free — not a drop.
Most ordered
Fresh Plasma
Tropical juice, ginger, mint.
$11.000
Saline Drip
The simple one: sparkling water over ice, a slice of cucumber, lime and charcoal salt. Nothing built.
$9.000
Saline Solution · Bretaña soda
Mineral water. pH balanced.
$6.000
IV Glucose
Hibiscus tea with panela, cold.
$10.000
House lemonade
Fresh lemonade, made at the bar.
$13.000
New
Cherry Lemonade
The same bar lemonade, stained with cherry. It comes out pink.
$14.000
Mineral water
600ml. Cold.
$7.000
Coca-Cola 400ml
400ml. Cold.
$8.000
Coke Zero 400ml
400ml. Sugar-free.
$8.000