From 4 peopleSave $3.000 pp
The Night Round · per person
One Shift Cocktail, one skewer off the coals and one Blood Sample tube. Per person, minimum 4.
$31.000
To Share
3 itemsfor the table, from 4
Three formats for a table that arrives together. The Night Round is one number per person — $31.000 with the veggie skewer, $35.000 with chicken, drink and test tube included — and it is the answer on a Wednesday or a Thursday, when the maze only opens by booking for groups of six. The bucket and the tray land on the table all at once.
For the tableCosteña ×6: save $4.000
The Bucket ×6
Six cold cans in the bucket, for the table. Pick the beer.
$44.000
6 skewersSave $6.000
The Instrument Tray
Six skewers off the coals for the table: two chicken, two pork belly, two veggie. All lacquered in teriyaki.
$68.000
Entry & Combo
2 itemsThe maze entry on its own, or with a skewer and a drink at a single price — save up to $12.000 vs the separate pieces. From 4 people the per-person price drops on its own: order the tickets together and the cart re-prices itself. Food is served after the maze, at the bar. Your maze time is confirmed with your server.
From your table4+ · $58.000 each
Maze Entry
One entry per person to Paciente 013, for tonight, from your table — no booking form, no deposit, it goes on your tab. From 4 tickets the price drops to $58.000 each automatically. Your server confirms your entry time.
$69.000
The comboSave up to $12.0004+ · $77.000 each
COMBO Paciente 013
Maze entry + one chuzo of your choice + one drink. The drink comes as a national canned beer, and you can upgrade it to a cocktail for the difference alone. From 4 people: $77.000 per person, automatically.
$88.000
Over the coals · The Dosage
1 itemStraight over charcoal, wrapped in kraft paper. Each skewer is seared dry, then lacquered coat by coat in the house teriyaki to a deep glossy mahogany — the glaze is always included. House chili? +$1.000.
Pick your protein
Charcoal Skewer
One skewer seared over live coals and lacquered in the house teriyaki. Choose your dosage: punta de anca beef, pork belly, chicken thigh or veggie — each at its own price.
from$9.000
The Prescription
2 itemsStep 1: choose your treatment plan — the base. Step 2: choose your charcoal dosage — every bowl carries exactly one skewer, and the price already includes the Veggie Skewer (swapping adds the difference). Extras: second skewer, egg +$3.000, chili +$1.000.
SignatureNew
The Sanatorium Ramen
The signature: dark roasted black-garlic bone broth, wheat noodles, half-boiled egg, fresh spring onion and lime. Pick your skewer to complete the formula.
$25.900
The Botanical Ramen
The cleaner base: clear house broth, wheat noodles, half-boiled egg, spring onion and lime. Pick your skewer to complete the formula.
$20.900
Desserts
2 itemsWhat's left of the day, on a plate. When they're gone, they're gone.
NewWhile it lasts
Cheesecake
Cold cheesecake under a strawberry coulis. Served bleeding.
$16.000
NewWhile it lasts
Red Velvet
Three red layers with cream cheese between each. A colour you already know.
$16.000
Shift Cocktails
5 itemsall $15.000
Five drinks on shift, all at $15.000. No price list to compare: pick by what is in it.
New
Rum Drip
Aged rum, Tahiti lime, sugar, aromatic bitters.
$15.000
New
Yellow Fever (tall)
Aged rum, rum liqueur, passion fruit, lime.
$15.000
New
Blood Type O
Aged rum, grenadine, hibiscus, lime.
$15.000
New
Coffee on an Empty Stomach
Coffee liqueur, whisky cream, milk, Milo.
$15.000
New
Antiseptic
Aged rum, elderflower, lime, sugar.
$15.000
House Prescriptions
25 itemssignature cocktails
Everything the Doctor on duty builds in a glass: the usual ones made properly, the eight that exist in no other bar, and the new wards.
Classics
The usual ones, made properly. No clinical costume.
Mojito
Rum, lime, sugar, mint and soda. The Cuban classic.
$22.000
Cuba Libre
Ron Medellín, Coca-Cola and a squeeze of lime.
$23.000
Margarita
Gran Centenario tequila, triple sec, lime and a salt rim.
$28.000
Tom Collins
House gin, lemon, sugar and soda. Tall and cold.
$24.000
Aperol Tonic
Aperol, ice-cold tonic, orange slice. Bitter, light, an aperitivo.
$26.000
Premium
Negroni
Gin, Campari and rosso vermouth in equal parts, stirred over ice, orange peel. Properly bitter.
$38.000
Premium
Fernet Branca · digestivo 30 ml
The Italian amaro, neat and very cold, in a short glass. Herbal and bitter — the end-of-night digestivo.
$24.000
Premium
Fernet and Coke
Fernet-Branca with ice-cold Coca-Cola, tall glass packed with ice. The way Argentina drinks it.
$28.000
House
The Doctor on duty's own eight. They exist in no other bar. Drink as directed.
Signature
La Transfusión
Tequila, hibiscus, blood orange, mezcal rinse. Red. Alive. Type O universal.
$27.000
Most ordered
La Morfina
Dark rum, passion fruit, activated charcoal, lime. Dark. Sweet. Addictive by definition.
$25.000
Prescription
La Receta
Whisky, acacia honey, lemon, fresh thyme.
$26.000
Suero
Botanical gin, coconut water, mint, sea-salt rim. Therapeutic hydration.
$24.000
El Paracetamol
Vodka, elderflower, cucumber, tonic. Clean. Precise.
$23.000
Patient's Blood
Red-wine reduction, brandy, spiced syrup. Unknown type.
$25.000
La Anestesia
Mezcal, amaro, chocolate bitter, orange peel.
$28.000
Dosis Letal
Triple rum, ginger, lime, ginger beer. Sign consent.
$29.000
The Heavy Ones
For the patient who no longer responds to anything gentle. Cream, coffee and chocolate in doses you can feel. Dessert and drink in one glass.
New
Diabetic Coma
Whisky cream, peanut butter, arequipe, milk and Milo. Whipped cream, peanuts and chocolate on top. A Snickers in a sterile pouch.
$32.000
New
El Electroshock
Coffee aperitif, Vanicanela coffee, milk and arequipe, blended with ice. Cinnamon dust and three beans.
$32.000
New
Shock Therapy
Baileys, aged rum, Milo and cacao over milk. Cacao rim. Thick, dark, non-negotiable.
$26.000
New
The Defibrillator
Vodka, coffee aperitif and Vanicanela coffee, shaken to a crema. Smouldering cinnamon stick.
$34.000
Palliative Care
They cure nothing. They just make the afternoon easier. Long, cold and built on coconut water.
New
The Side Effect
Havana rum, passion fruit, grenadine and coconut water. It layers itself. Do not stir.
$28.000
New
Oral Rehydration
Aged rum, coconut water, lime and a pinch of salt. Exactly what the name says.
$23.000
New
Summer Saline
Howard gin, coconut water, cucumber and mint. The saline drip, but in August.
$24.000
Clinical Trials
Two formulas under trial, finished in front of you. No control group: whoever orders one is the sample.
New
Acupuncture
Havana rum, seeded passion fruit, ginger purée and lime. Tajín rim and a seed-crusted pick.
$27.000
New
Green Toxin
Howard gin, cucumber, matcha and lime. Genuinely green. Toxicity unconfirmed.
$24.000
Single Doses
23 itemsshots, tubes and syringes
A single dose, in whichever vessel it belongs in: test tube, short glass, surgical syringe or the bottle off the shelf.
In a tube
Test-tube shots — 25 ml, no ice, built to order. Ask for your sample; the lab processes it immediately.
NewTube
Blood Sample
Aged rum, hibiscus concentrate, lime. Dark red, as it should be.
$10.000
NewTube
Yellow Fever
Aged rum, seeded passion-fruit pulp, lime. Cloudy yellow — diagnosis confirmed.
$10.000
NewTube
Adrenaline
Aged rum, grated ginger, ginger-ale top, lime. It fizzes — administer immediately.
$10.000
NewSunset
Sex on the Gurney
Vodka, fresh orange juice, hibiscus sinking on its own: sunset effect. Don't stir.
$13.000
NewTube
Tetanus
Campari and King of Queens whisky with bitters. Bitter, rusted, brief.
$13.000
For the tableSave $6.000
The Lab Rack ×6
Six tubes on their rack, for the table: 2 Blood + 2 Fever + 1 Adrenaline + 1 Gurney. Fixed lab mix — and the photo moment.
$57.000
In a glass
Shots in a short glass. Exact dosage, immediate effect.
LayeredNew
Induced Coma
Three layers: hibiscus, rum liqueur, triple sec. The lights go out in stages.
$10.000
New
House Shot
Cold Ron Medellín rum liqueur, with lime. The one you order as a round for the table.
$8.000
New
Kamikaze
Vodka, triple sec, lime juice. Shaken over ice, strained, direct.
$13.000
New
Night Dose
Coffee aperitif, whisky cream and Milo, dry-shaken. Dense head, midnight colour.
$20.000
New
Tropical Sedative
Aged rum, coconut water, milk and arequipe. Lime-zest rim.
$18.000
New
The Resuscitator
King of Queens whisky, Lök honey, lime and bitters. Short, warm and direct.
$14.000
New
The Cautery
Aged rum, grenadine and Tabasco, Tajín rim. It burns and it closes.
$13.000
In a syringe
Three house mixes served in a surgical syringe. No brand. No label. No pretense.
SignatureSyringe
Shock Medular
Dark rum + activated charcoal + lime. The unforgettable one.
$18.000
Syringe
Antídoto Ácido
Gin + basil + lime. Antiseptic. Wakes the patient.
$16.000
Most orderedSyringe
Hemorragia Cerebral
Tequila + hibiscus + mild chili. Tastes like sweet blood.
$16.000
From the bottle
The shelf spirits, jigger-poured from the original bottle, in front of you. What you see in the cabinet is exactly what lands in your glass.
Top shelf
Buchanan's Malt · 45 ml dose
The cabinet's malt whisky. The full dose, bottle to glass.
$45.000
Buchanan's Malt · double 90 ml
The double dose. For patients with documented tolerance.
$85.000
Ron Medellín 12 Años · 45 ml
Twelve-year aged rum, served neat.
$22.000
Bombay Sapphire · 45 ml
The cabinet's botanical gin, neat or over ice.
$28.000
Gran Centenario Reposado · 45 ml
Reposado tequila, with salt and lime.
$28.000
Absolut · 45 ml
Cold vodka, served neat.
$17.000
JP Chenet Brandy · 45 ml
French brandy — the house digestif.
$15.000
The Fridge
12 itemscold beers and bottles
For sustained treatment. Every beer carries a michelada and an ice button.
Águila Lager (can)
National lager, can. Cold.
$8.000
Poker Lager (can)
National lager, can. Cold.
$8.000
Costeña Lager (can)
The coast lager, green can. Cold.
$8.000
Club Colombia Dorada (can)
Golden lager, can. Cold.
$10.000
Club Colombia Roja (can)
Red malt, caramel body. Cold.
$10.000
Imported beer · Stella Artois
Rotating selection. Cold.
$17.000
Corona (can)
Pale and light, with lime. Cold.
$11.000
Smirnoff (can)
Ready-to-drink vodka, canned. Cold.
$13.000
Pick your beer
Michelada
Any of our beers, rimmed with Tajín, lime and sauce. Pick your beer and whether you want ice — the upcharge rides on that beer's price.
from$14.000
Korea
Soju Jinro Fresh 360ml
Korean bottle to share. Served cold.
$58.000
Soju Jinro Fresh (shot)
One soju shot. Cold.
$8.000
Japan
Canned sake 200ml
Japanese sake in a can. Served cold.
$15.000
No Dose
9 itemsalcohol-free
The one alcohol-free list on the menu: what gets built at the bar and what comes cold out of the fridge. Everything here is alcohol-free — not a drop.
Most ordered
Fresh Plasma
Tropical juice, ginger, mint.
$11.000
Saline Drip
The simple one: sparkling water over ice, a slice of cucumber, lime and charcoal salt. Nothing built.
$9.000
Saline Solution · Bretaña soda
Mineral water. pH balanced.
$6.000
IV Glucose
Hibiscus tea with panela, cold.
$10.000
House lemonade
Fresh lemonade, made at the bar.
$13.000
Cherry lemonade
The house lemonade with cherry. Cold, fresh, made at the bar.
$14.000
Mineral water
600ml. Cold.
$7.000
Coca-Cola (269ml can)
269ml can. Cold.
$8.000
Coca-Cola Zero (269ml can)
269ml can. Sugar-free.
$8.000